Dec 16 twas the Bars night for Santa. Santa means Xmas & Xmas means drinking. So when I turned up to a wet Kingsford at 1pm to face off with our old foes The Teddy Bears, I told the opposing skipper that it was in my best interests not to start drinking at 1pm but rather a much later hour so as not to peak on my run to early at the club Xmas party. So we tossed a coin & after much deliberation they decided to bat. Everything was wet & demoted 1st grade speedster “Bubba shrimp” Lacey was spraying the new pill around everywhere, in fact he sprayed it around 10 times in the first over, “bring out the hook” I says, at the other end “Boony” Mills is letting them go nicely. I brings myself on from the Northern end & pick up a quick bag of 4 wickets, Boony picks up a couple & we have them 8/81 & looking like an early day. We then sprayed them around again until Choppy Thick takes out his spriggs & has a trundle, he bags one & drops a simple C & B & finally we get em out for 182 a lot more than we had hoped. Warbo, Choppy & Stormin O’Neill pick off the runs with ease after a minor hiccup being Bubbas DUCK. The win scoots us out in front on the table. Up The Bar